Gary Woodard:  

CLASS OF 1970
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Hueytown, AL

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Life It was a wet and stormy night... I was born and raised in Hueytown, went to Hueytown Elementary School and then to Pittman Junior High School. Not the newest one, the old one by the foot ball stadium, the one with the oiled floors and stairs. The one with the cafeteria in the basement. Also on the first floor, south hallway was a hump in the floor, never did figure that one out. This was a great time for me, first motorcycle, girls with boobs, first date, first real kiss and whatever goes along with that, Pittman was the generator of many first. President Kennedy was killed while I was at Pittman and the civil rights movement began while I was there. My religious training got me 50 pushups in a social studies class when I stuck to my idea that Ham was cursed for laughing at his naked, drunk father, Noah. Ham was the beginning of the black race, cursed to be a servant to his other brothers. After Pittman I moved into the big league, Hueytown High School. Man, was I cool now, a high schooler. Like the seventh grade, the tenth grade at Hueytown had nothing to do with cool. Cool happened in the eleventh and twelth grades. I did have a couple of first though, first car and a parking spot, first social disobedience, a sitin to stop the first black students to Hueytown High School. And probably the closest I came to getting killed. It was Christmas break 1968 and several (7) of us were moving from a party in Fairfield Highlands to a party in Pleasant Grove (Fish). Coming down the hill to Warrior River Road was a challenge but add snow and it becomes a thrill ride, my little Fairlane hit the bottom found some ice and across Warrior River Road we went. If you remember, there was a fairly deep canal on the west side of Warrior River Road? my little Fairlane rolled over on it's side, just before going over and flopped back on all fours. When my dad and grandad went with me the next day to pick up my Fairlane, the passenger side wheels and tires had to be replaced, my new P-Coat had been used as an 'air sick bag' and the number of beer cans next to the Fairlane was hard to explain. But we did live through it and I graduated in 1970. Yeah, yeah I was suppose to graduate in 1969 but those pesky credits were just too elusive and besides my draft number in 1969 was 52!, I had just turned 18 and the Tet Offensive happened that year. So someone was watching out for me, in 1970 when I graduated my draft number was 316 and I played that number in the military draft. During high school I had found my true love and we were married in June of 1970. Pat was from Jones Valley and we have been together the whole time. I knew that I was going to need some training to get out of Southern Slag, so I started Bessemer Tech for a Electronics certificate. Went there for two years and worked at Brown's Service Funeral Home in Bessemer. While there I saw three high school friends come through, Jack Jones was the worst. While working at the funeral home and attending Bessemer Tech, we saw a news report about the three cities with the best economies in the nation, Houston, Baton Rouge and Orlando. Tommy Morrow and I advised our new wives that we were going to one of them and stopped at the Pitt Grill in Bessemer to decide which one. Through scientific methodolgy we decided on Orlando, have you ever tried to chose something based on a coin toss, it isn't as easy as it sounds! So with about $20 between us and a Standard Oil Card to our credit off we went in my 1968 Camaro with no ac. Our first stop was in Ocala and we discussd staying there but destiny prevailed and we drove in to Orlando. Once there/h...Expand for more
ere, we found out that you can't rent a hotel room with a Standard Oil Credit Card! Twenty dollars had to last so we stopped in a funeral home in downtown Orlando and asked if we could sleep in their parking lot. Long story short, they hired us, I met some firefighters and they got me a job on the O.F.D. In 1993 I retired from Orlando with a life full of stories from the fire department, most of which you wouldn't want to hear. There were a couple, though that are rather amusing. Like the couple who had just gotten married and was on their honeymoon in Orlando, I guess the nuptials had been performed and a little kinkiness was at hand, she took his wedding band and slid it up/down on his pride and joy (we never did figure out what he was proud of). Needless to say once the swelling started their was no going back and the ring wasn't coming off and yes the butter application made things worse. Having seen the fire station on the way to their hotel they decided that they would go there first, what a mistake. Firefighters aren't known for their sensitivity and once everyone stopped laughing, someone had to take a look, this was just as EMTs were being certified and luckily we had one on the engine, he caught the duty. The EMT, husband (now in quite a bit of pain from the swelling) and wife went into the bunk room for the inspection. The EMT decided it was a true emergency and called for an ambulance and asked a firefighter to bring him the 'ring cutter', unfornately he did this on the station intercom. The firefighter who went to grab the 'ring cutter' was delayed while another firefighter grabbed the 'bolt cutter' (approximately 3 feet long with 4 inch cutting jaws) and rushed to the bunk room. When the husband saw the firefighter with the 'bolt cutter' coming at him saying he had found the 'ring cutter' he fainted. Long story longer, the ring was cut from the husbands privates, the couple has a story for their grandkids and the firefighters ended up with a humorous story to share. Everyone came out winners. Another time we responded to an drug overdose/suicide attempt. When we arrived on the scene it appeared to be something else, four big black men were holding down this small white girl. As I walked up to them, they begin telling me that the "lady" is crazy to which I told them to get the hell off of her. My partner, another big black man was walking up when the four turned loose and from flat on her back on the sidewalk she kicked the helmet off my partner and was taking aim on me and was quite literally crazy from 'Angel Dust'. She felt no pain at all and had the strength of four men. Luckily the four black men were still there and agreed to hold her for us. As I was trying to bandage the cuts to her wrist she was coming close to taking a plug out of my hands. The lieutenant in charge of the scene kept telling her to stop trying to bite, we were there to help ('Angel Dust' does some wonderful things to the mind) she didn't stop. On his fifth warning, the lieutenant grabbed her by the hair on the back of her head and slammed her head into the concrete sidewalk. This slowed her down and we were able to finish our bandaging. When they were loading her into the ambulance for transport she raised up, looked directly at the lieutenant that had slammed her head into the concrete and said, "Now that man knows how to handle a woman!" So if you are ever in need of some lite entertainment, go to your local firehouse and ask the firefighters to tell you some of their humorous events. But make sure you tell them HUMOROUS because they have stories that will rip your heart out. Gary
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