George Bauer:  

CLASS OF 1995
La porte, IN
Western Mich. Univ.Class of 1999
Kalamazoo, MI

George's Story

Life I'm now living in Maryland and am happily married. I can honestly say that life is now perfect! School If I could do it all over again, I wouldn't. Plain and simple. I think that about any adult who's gone through it and is now happy with themselves would not want to relive the high school experience. College I definitly had my share of unique roomates. There was a guy at Rose-Hulman who had a set of rubber frogs that he literally turned toward the sun on an hourly basis. Then there was the guy who invented the first e-mail virus... And don't even get me started on Western Michigan! I think it all smoothed out when we installed the revolving door on my apartment to let chicks both enter and exit at the same time with the guys I was living with! (Somehow, I think there always seemed to be more exiting than entering!) Anyway, I won't get into my dirty secrets...Expand for more
here, but I don't have any problem giving away my buddies' secrets! Workplace I'm still at my same job in MD making 6 figures. Military After high school, I was recruted by the Navy Seals for their special ops in the Middle East. After single-handedly forstalling the conflict between Isreal and the rest of the middle East, I was presented a medal of honor by Winston Churchill and elvis. I then moved on to Hollywood where I worked as a consultant to Tom Cruise for the Mission Impossible series, Hugh Jackman for the X-Men series, and Russell Crowe for his part in Gladiator. Once I was finished with that, I was promoted to Admiral for the Pacific Fleet and commanded the PACFLT during the second world war and kicked those Japs back to Japan! Shortly thereafter, I was promoted again, this time to Lincoln's military consultant and have stayed in that position ever since.
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