Greg Deer:  

Someone (I think Indiana Jones) said, "It's not the years, it's the miles". My odometer's flipped at least once. Some of the mileage: got engaged at 17, changed religions (the 2 were related), went to college to become a minister, broke my engagement at 18 and got married to a different girl (those 2 were DEFINITELY related). This is all before I turned 19; then it really got busy. Didn't get a degree, except from the School of Hard Knocks, until over 30 years later and that certainly wasn't a Divinity Degree. Lost my faith in God, got divorced (again, there's a relationship), remarried; this one has stuck for 32 years and counting. Got involved in the technical and management end of industrial laundering, so don't ask how to get ring-around-the-collar out unless you have half an hour to spare. I got out of the soap and scrub business when, in 2002, I got hurt poking friendly fun at a machine that took me seriously. A year and 3 surgeries later, the State of Washington, in its infinite wisdom, decided I couldn't work in the Industrial laundry business and could therefore work at some place like Walmart selling home washers and dryers. I then became intimately acquaint...Expand for more