Hassan Terry:
CLASS OF 1993
El Camino High SchoolClass of 1993
Sacramento, CA
Embry Riddle Aeronautical UniversityClass of 2001
Goldsboro, NC
Berkshire Community CollegeClass of 1999
Pittsfield, MA
Hassan's Story
Life
Timeline (w/notable events):
-1974 Fell outta my mom (C-Section....Cuz I wanted to go feet first)
-1974-1977 Wore diapers and was fluent in Chimpanzee
-1977 My mother took me to see Star Wars...I dropped a steamer in my diaper and cried when the Sand People attacked Luke Skywalker (or so she says)
-1978.. Tormented kids and teachers and developed a sweet case of ADHD
-1980 My mom took me to see the Empire Strikes back and I crapped my pants and cried when Han Solo got frozen in carbonite.
-1983 The first teacher I ever had a crush on (Ms. Camie) felt I would be better educated in the special needs class, so I was moved to a double wide trailer at the end of the soccer field with a bunch of kids that had their fingers taped and were not allowed to handle sharp objects.
-1983 I saw Revenge of the Ninja and thought I found my calling in life......One time I stole a wind chime from my neighbors porch because the chimes looked like shurikens (aka ninja stars)..After I clipped them from the frame I was practicing my aim on the fence in the back yard when one slipped through the crack in the fence and hit my neighbors poodle. How the h-e-l-l is that possible?!....yatti yatta, mom paid vet bill, dad took a belt to my cheeks and crack....and that was the end of my ninja career.....That is, until the Last Dragon came out in 1985
-1983 My mom took me to see The Return of the Jedi and I crapped all over my parachute pants and cried......1st when that Ewok died, and then again when Vader turned good and then got zapped and took a dirt nap.
-1984 Relocated to another school district and was luckily placed back in the regular class environment (the bus I rode to school was much longer)......This would be the greatest year of my life (see next)
-1984 Beat Street, Breakin (shout out to Ozone and Turbo) and t...Expand for more
he song "Jam on it" came out......I dedicate my life to the breakdancin' and would have continued on thru the professional ranks had it not been for the rumor that Alfonso (from Silver Spoons) broke his neck while doing a head spin. That scared me into an early retirement.......The story was later proven to be a rumor but I had already moved on to other hobbies by that time....One involved lotion and the other involved roundhouse kicks.
-1985 Saw the Last Dragon.......Spent 6 hours trying to get the glow, and 30 minutes shaggin a pillow with 'Vanity' written on it.
-1986 Drawing a blank here......Uhm continued my bad behavior in school, social issues began to develope......thoughts of girls, uhm lotion...forget about 1986
-1987- Thoughts of girls uhm lotion........forget about 1987
-1988-1993 Highschool; identity crisis; g&l (aka girls and lotion)...if you knew me or of me you can just fill in these blanks with comments, compliments, and insults....I am sure the insults are well deserved
-1993 Joined the military and became an Intelligence Specialist.....Traveled a bit.....gained a little weight....blah blah
-1998 Got out of the military and became a government contractor in the same field.......Blah Blah......
......Most of the next few years would be a blur thanks to a kind introduction to Long Island Ice Tea's
-1999-2005 Went to see The Phantom Menace and I crapped in my jeans and cried when I realized how weak it was...(To save space, the same would happen with the next two Star Wars films).
-The Present: Spent 20 minutes typing an update to my biography on this classmates website, crapped my pants and cried when I realized how stupid it was to do such a thing for a bunch of individuals who I annoyed for 4 years......Pride is the only thing stopping me from deleting this freakin thing....(enjoy)
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