Jake Danels:
CLASS OF 2004
Culleoka SchoolClass of 2004
Culleoka, TN
Jake's Story
Jake is from Culleoka, Tennessee. Jake's schools include Culleoka School. Jake later attended Middle Tennessee State University (Health, Physical Education, Recreation and Safety) . Jake works(ed) at Healthways, Alpha Tau Omega National Fraternity.
Movies Jake likes include Varsity Blues, The Ring, Goodfellas. TV shows Jake likes include Pardon the Interruption, Around the Horn, Hey Dude.
One of Jake's favorite quotes is:"
"come on one-toothed man, help me start this apple"
"fat people are hard to kidnap"
"if your best friend was fat, you probably didn't see-saw much as a kid"
"I caught you a delicious bass"
"safety"
"i pooped a hammer"
"I think Pringles' initi...Expand for more
al intentions was to make tennis balls"
"bouncers at gay bars should be called flame-throwers"
"i would hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat"
"i went to the doctor the other day and all he did was suck blood from my neck, never go see Dr. Acula"
"the best policy is always telling the truth, unless of course, you are an exceptionally good liar"
"i like Kit Kats unless i'm with four or more people"
"when it rains, it pours"
"always drink upstream from the herd"
"you sold my dead bird to a blind kid?"
"ah, big gulps huh, alright... well, see ya later"
" hey ma' the meatloaf! "
" i can't stop going once i've started, it stings."
"so a baby seal walks into a club.."
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