James Gordon:  

Just got a rejection letter for my proposed slogan: "Classmates: MySpace for Old People" They're still considering "Politics: Show Biz for Ugly People" over at CNN.com, though. Keep hope alive. ***It's great that people want to sign my "Guestbook," but I can't see who you are! Between the cable bill, supporting 7 strippers and a Himalayan village kid named "Pito" (I bought him a burro!) as well my posh country club membership fee, I am tapped out financially and cannot afford to upgrade my Classmates account. Priorities, people. But PLEASE also drop me a line if you decide you still want to sign something I cannot see because the curiosity is killing me (right up until the point where Classmates asks for my credit card number)! I'm good at emailing back. Just ask the three people who have contacted me and are already wishing they hadn't. I AM kidding (except for the "it's great" and the "send me an email" parts). The stripper part used to be true, but then I got married and my wife won't let them come over anymore. She says all they want is a guy's money but I think they really cared about me. They whispered in my ear, after all... Bah, wives..."Stop doing heroin," "Stop dressing the baby up like OJ Simpson," "Stop hitting on my sister," "Stop being an arsonist," "Stop blah blah blah." They never let you do anything. Strippers are nice people, I say. Other tasty factoids about me include: I live in L.A. and actually LOVE it (and by "LOVE it," I mean "I'm certifiable"). It's like paradise, only with traffic, gangs and, worst of all...Starbucks. Most would say it's "Hell," and I agree because for four years I lived in Youngstown so I would know...booyah! Oh, couldn't resist. Not everyone would want to live here and that's a good thing because it takes me too long to get to work some mornings a...Expand for more