James Seman:
CLASS OF 1983
North Ridgeville High SchoolClass of 1983
North ridgeville, OH
James's Story
James is from Lorain, Ohio. James is married with Becky Whitaker-Seman. James's schools include North Ridgeville High School. James later attended Lorain County Community College.
Music James likes includes Madison Rising, TheBlaze Radio Network, Laura K. Books James likes include The Gospel of John, Photographed, Passages, Glenn Beck. Movies James likes include James Bond 007, Laugh Your Way To A Better Marriage, R2-D2 by Eric. TV shows James likes include The Flash, Antenna TV, UPtv.
One of James's favorite quotes is:"RECALL NOTICE:
The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured,
regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central
component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and
Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality,"
or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is
providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this
defect...Expand for more
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The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire
burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee
required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE
procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the
heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions Before
Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any
manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous
to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free
emergency service, call on Jesus.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to
be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven
so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!
- GOD
P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall
notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail'!".
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