James Morgan:  

ly aces the driver's test - Never threaten anyone in camouflage - Say you love her till she puts down the butcher's knife - Never put the move on the boss' wife - She's messin' around on ya if your briefs don't fit - Never trust a hitchhiker to babysit - Cosmos never in a happy home - You can't cut a deal with a kidney stone - Politicians ain't got an HMO - Washing her hair means she don't wanna go - Don't ridicule a biker about his tatoo - You've been married 9 times hell maybe its you - Doom ain't the same as Donkey Kong - If he's wearing high heels you migh've raised him wrong - The clinic ain't the best place to get dates - Don't rent a room from a man named Bates - Stevie Ray Vaughn missed a note here and there - How many get to heaven? No one knows; but hell be asses and elbows - Tim Wilson "Some people leave happiness wherever they go, and some people leave happiness whenever they go" "The great moments of your life won't necessarily be the things you do, they'll also be the things that happen to you. Now I'm not saying you can't take action to affect the outcome of your life, you HAVE to take action. And you will. But never forget that on any day, you can step out the front door, and your whole life can change forever. You see, the universe has a plan kids, and that plan is always in motion. A butterfly flaps it's wings, and it starts to rain. It's a scary thought, but it's also kind of wonderful. All these little parts of the machine, constantly working, makings sure that you end up exactly where you're supposed to be, exactly when you're supposed to be there. The right place, at the right time..." - HIMYM".