Jason Scharp:  

Life Let's see, what to write about myself? Since high school, I have gone off to college and received PhDs in molecular engineering and biochemistry from Harvard. However, I lie and tell everyone Im an astronaut so I get prestige and respect. Truthfully, my real career is in finance where I run a financial planning firm. Give me a call, Im sure you need financial help and I need the money. Shortly after college, I met my now wife Laura. She is much more than I deserve, oops got that backward. We have a great life together most days and have been married going on 11 years. We have a daughter, Alahna who is now 8 years old, which means Im old, and getting older damn it. Home life is good, we live in Hungtington Beach and spend most of our time lording it over family and friends who are less fortunate or live in colder climates. Needless to say we dont have many friends as we are completely self centered and demanding. Actually much of our time is spent doing things outdoors (parks, hanging out at the beach, etc.) The rest of the time is spent cooking, cleaning and studying since Im back in school working on a masters in economics (once again, I know you need the investment help, call me!) We have 2 cats, one is messed up in the head and I swear possessed (animal lovers looking to adopt please call)and a turtle who doesn't do much. Pets were fun, but no...Expand for more