Jeannie Hinck:  

CLASS OF 1970
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Central High SchoolClass of 1970
Cape girardeau, MO

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Life Hey, thanks for looking up my bio. If you see anything scary up there, close your eyes! (heh,heh) For more than 20 years, I was a Singer/songwriter/ entertainer and for several years, part owner of a popular, local music hall, called "The Little Ole Opry Co." Located near Burfordville, Mo. Several years following, I interned with the Irish Republican entrepreneurial Star Travelers. A cosmically conservative, outlaw band, on the fringes of societal evolution, we set about the enormously, minuscule task of saving extremely, small, unimportant planetoids, from near distinction. (Pluto was nearly, our most prestigious success) Sometime during my association with the R.E.S.T., I was sucked through a Loop-hole and blown into a prison cell phone, where I had no choice, but to listen to monitored communications, with conviction. Since my escape, I've continued to hide out in the old home town, where I help own and operate an avionics shop, at the local, airplane patch. His highness, Head Cheese and I, now live in a rural hood, where we have started a neighborhood watch, for drive-by tater gun shootings, between rival 4H and FFA members. (They are fun to watch... the whole neighborhood enjoys them. We have even formed a junior league of watchers, called "The Tater Tots Neighborhood Watch.) Aside from my head executive duties, I am a highly unrecognized, published author and private collector of thought. I still sing and entertain, upon occasion.... but mostly, I just, write, as not too many of my fans are interested in anything I do. ...... If Classmates.com ever asks us to include a favorite, high school memory, I'm going to say, it was the time we threw JJ Farqhar's shoe, out the window, during Ms. Sachman's history class..... I hadn't thought of that in a long time. Golly.... that was fun! ........ Oh! .... and the time Miss May, my English Literature Teacher, saw the used, prophylactic, laying on the sidewalk, in front of school. She said, "Girls! Do you see what I see?" (Of course, we had all seen it, and ignored it..... except for Gurtta, who had been poking it, with a stick.) Anyway, Miss May took the stick from Gurt, skewered the flaccid wormskin and flung it into the trash can, in one, eligant, fluid motion. Miss May was the coolest teacher! We still ask the same, age old question... "Can you bake an apple pie, Ellen Dye, Ellen Dye?" Sadly, the answer is still, "NO!" Still coloring outside the lines. Still blowing bubbles in the tub. bdeepa deepa deepa - That's all, folks! PS: What is your favorite high school memory? Poetry, by Yours Truly... THE KID He was young he was cocky and his name was Rocky but everyone called him The Kid They knew of his fame for his excellent aim so they hid from the kid yeah they did One late afternoon he strolled into a room and he shot a poor girl in t...Expand for more
he head OH YES she got nailed by the missle that sailed so you might think she aught to be dead instead she just fled they said Young Rocky got caught for the girl that he shot had to have the thing cut from her hair and the kid was too proud to say it out loud but he WAS the best gum slinger there (c) 1997 (Have gum, will travel) ********************* HAIRBALL Feeling pretty gnarly I was opening for Charlie no shouts of take a hike as I stepped up to the mic Now confident and flip and thinking I was hip I sucked in air from everywhere and really let'r rip as from where I stood it sounded pretty good but not without a flaw by act of Murphy's Law Never thought my hair would land inside of there sucked you see inside of me to cut off all my air Now thinking what a drag upon my hair to gag with audience aghast I couldn't think too fast but something came along to right that awful wrong to aide my plight that hellish night I finished out my song Charlie must have heard but never said a word and even if he had that couldn't be so bad for I shall not bemoan the flubs that are my own and knew reprieve as he did leave this long haired country girl alone (c) 1997 ***************************** Who Watt Ware My mother was born on Watt street in Ware I can't Imagine comming from there I swear It is no wonder she is such an enigma to be preceded in names of what where is a stigma Who's on First and What's on Second was as funny a skit as any she reckoned and Momma was never afraid to invoke a who what and where as her own little joke On Watt Street in Ware in the land of Lincoln a baby girl with eyes wide and blinkin' came into this world without a care on a street called Watt in the town of Ware Jeannie Hinck *********************************** Pigtale As children we were often found with our momma gathered round the kitchen table for a fable or a golden oldie tale there were slimy critters to give us the jitters tales of horses and stories of dogs but apart from the rest the one we liked best was the story she told of the poor drunken hogs And so it was one hot summer day my Grandma peeled grapes to turn into jelly the dregs were set outside the door and it was my mama¿s chore to feed the hogs A dirty job and smelly But my mama went out to play that day instead of taking the dregs away to the muddy pen where Grandpa kept the swine and so the dregs were let to set in the hot summer sun she¿d soon regret for the stuff had fermented there and turned into wine Before Grandpa got home that afternoon and mama thought not a minute too soon she dumped the dregs in the pen where the hogs were housed she thought she was smart but that was to change because all them pigs began to act strange and you can bet that the vet couldn¿t guess those hogs were just sowsed Jeannie Hinck
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Sunset on Kentucky Lake
Finished walkway
Winter Ice storm Jan. 2008
Fall from my front porch
My wonderful sons
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Captain America
Hub & Me
The Breezy
Skydance
Parasailing
Who's the horses patooty?
Taking baby Robert for his first ride
The Opry Ain't Over Till The Fat Lady Sings
Fiddle Stix
Easter Bunny & Easter Chicken
AHO! Mitakuye Oyasin!
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