Jeff Briggs:  

Life 1990 The year after graduation I found myself in total solitude out on the western plains. My only company was a wolf and a few Indians. Near the end of the year I did make it back to civilization only to find myself fighting the underground drug cartel on Mars. Well 1991 did not leave me any better off that is for sure. My vacation to the islands did not go well at all. There was lot of fighting between children and pirates. 1992 started to look up for me when I took a temporary, but high paying job. I was supposed to just do simple extermination and it lead up to my friend getting killed. Well after a bit of whiskey I took care of everyone in my path. 1993 I just can not make good vacation decisions! Who would have thought that taking a trip to an island full of dinosaurs resurrected from ancient DNA could be anything but safe? Well I do not have enough room here to tell all that went on here, I am just glad I was not the fifth member in our group that nobody really knew his name. 1994 This is the year I made my fortune in the shrimpin’ bidness. I have more money than Davey Crockett! I did have an incident this year involving getting pulled over by the police after using a beer bottle to piss in while driving. No ticket was issued, but I did offer the officer a tic-tac after sampling my “brew”. 1995 I spent this year training for a special mission. Of course I was the one to stir the oxygen tanks and caused Houston to have a problem. I was so embarrassed! 1996 Oh, this was a great year for me! I was able to save the world in my captured flying saucer. I simply socked it with the bigger flying saucer and then typed in “upload virus” into my laptop and the world was safe again. 1997 Well this year balanced out last year for me. I should never be in charge of watching out for anything on a cold night. I took...Expand for more