Jeff Hutcherson:
CLASS OF 1979
Plano Senior High SchoolClass of 1979
Plano, TX
Jeff's Story
Life
I am a dynamic figure,often seen scaling walls & crushing ice.I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks,making them more efficient in heat retention.I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees.I write award winning operas.Occasionally,I tread water for 3 days in a row.I woo women with my sensuous tuba playing & I cook 30-Minute Brownies in 20 minutes.I am an expert in stucco,a veteran in love, & an outlaw in Peru.I play bluegrass cello & I am the subject of many documentaries.When I'm bored,I build suspension bridges in my backyard.Sometimes,after work,I repair appliances free of charge.I am an abstract artist,a concrete analyst,& a ruthless bookie.I am a private citizen,yet I receive fan mail.Last year I toured Maine with a cetrifugal- force demonstration.I bat.400.My deft flo...Expand for more
ral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles.I can hurl tennis balls at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.I once read War And Peace in 1 day & still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening.I have perfomed several covert operations for the CIA.I sleep once a week;when I do sleep,I sleep in a chair.While on vacation in Chicago,I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery.The laws of physics do not apply to me.I balance,I weave,I dodge,I frolic,& all my bills are paid.On weekends,to relax,I participate in full contact origami.I have made exquisite 4 course meals using only a spatula & a toaster oven.I have won bullfights in San Juan,cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka,& spelling bees at the Kremlin.I have played Hamlet.
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