Joel Hanson:
CLASS OF 1991
West Union High SchoolClass of 1991
West union, OH
Joel's Story
Joel is from West Union, Ohio. Joel's schools include West Union High School.
Music Joel likes includes Alice in Chains, Pantera, Snoop Dogg. Books Joel likes include Mark Twain, Jack London, Tolkien. Movies Joel likes include The Godfather, Shawshank Redemption, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (Official Page). TV shows Joel likes include The Ultimate Fighter, Ax Men on History, True Blood.
One of Joel's favorite quotes is:"" " -These are cool.".
More about Joel:"Some might say I had a rough childhood growing up in Southy on the mean streets of Boston. At an early age I realized that I would probably never get out. After High School I worked part time at the local University as a janitor as well as some construction/demolition.One evening, while cleaning the hallway floors at the Univesity, I happened upon an extremely
complex mathematical challenge scribbled on one of the many chalk boards throughout the building. I quickly solved the equation in my head, but as I finished jotting my solution loudly on the board for all to see, a Professor mistook me for a hoodlum of some sort. Assuming I was up to no good, he gave chase. He gave up running easily & turned to look at the extremely complex, more or less un...Expand for more
solvable gauntlet of a problem he himself had devised & scribbled on the chalk board. To his surprise, he realized that this hoodlum janitor, me, had solved his equation perfectly, & in a fraction of the time it would have taken him to do so.
Anyway, to make a long story short, this Professor took me on as his protoge' & helped hone my already amazing math skills. Then he made me go to speak with a therapist quite frequently, which at first didnt sit well with me. We got off to a rocky start but we soon became fast friends. He looked & acted like Robin Williams so how could I not like the guy? Everyone loves Robin Williams!Well spending all my time doing math & siiting on the couch talking to a shrink didnt make my best friend, Ben Affleck, very happy. We ended up talking & hugging it out so things turned out OK. Ben married a handful of famous chics named Jennifer, while I on the other hand, saved our planet, sans Ben Affleck, from a huge asteroid with a bad attitude, on a collision coarse to destroy the earth. I couldn't have done it without my pals, Bruce Willis, Steve Buscemi, Ed Harris, & of coarse my Psychiatrist, Mork from Ork......Nannu-Nannu my freinds, Nannu-freakin-Nannu... Until next time.".
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