John Grim:  

Life After I spent the fortune I accumulated peddling weapons and illicit drugs across the world, I decided to settle down to a life of drunken debauchery (it was either that or the priesthood, and, while God and I still are very fond of each other, I'm not giving up women for a sweaty robe and funny hat...). I am now considering another radical life change, since I think I've just about exhausted all nine lives (and a few borrowed ones) into something a bit more mainstream....possibly king of America (maybe just Florida, who needs all that other territory to manage). I'm not sure why everybody else got on this rather intimidating site, but I still don't sleep and I thought that maybe this would give somebody a laugh or two. To all readers, I hope that you still carry some spark of the enthusiasm we all had when we were younger, and that you dust it off occasionally to thumb your nose at something that pisses you off. If you were insane enough to pay for access to 'classmates' e-mail addresses, feel free to drop me a note, though I'm not going to reminisce the great old days at Paxon High School...I counted every minute until the day I was finally done, the good company notwithstanding (and no, I still don't react well to authority, in case someone ...Expand for more