John Kruse:
CLASS OF 1984
Central High SchoolClass of 1984
Cheyenne, WY
John's Story
Life
After graduation, I was looking for meaning in my life. For a while, that meant ritual self-mutilation and a regimen of electric shocks to my nether regions. I soon grew bored with this and before too long the call of the world pulled me out of Cheyenne. Thanks to a superfluous appendage I was blessed with, I was able to support myself in a traveling circus freak show. There I met and married Bettina, the Human Cannonball. Eleven children later, we re still making the circuit. We ve grown accustomed to the lifestyle and it gives us a chance to meet swinging couples all over North America. Though my life is gre...Expand for more
at, it has been marred by brain pulsation problems. I won t go into lengthy descriptions here, but the essence of the situation is that my skull just isn t roomy enough. In response, I got into trepanation. I was a little skeptical until I bored that first hole in my cranium. Now I can t imagine why I waited so long to have this procedure performed. I currently have three holes and am preparing for my fourth. I ve decided to get back to nature and perform it in a traditional time-honored method with a stone drill and no anesthesia. Well, enough about me. I ve got to put on my thong and do another show. Bye, John
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