John Mesa:
CLASS OF 1972
Merritt Island High SchoolClass of 1972
Merritt island, FL
John's Story
Unfortunately, I have nothing to show for the last 45 years of my life, as I’m still hiding in my friend’s closet because I heard the Cocoa Tigers want revenge for stealing their mascot. Whenever I save enough of my Medicaid payments, I hire a Brinks armored crew to take me to the 7-11 to buy Lottery tickets. I give the tickets to my friend, but I haven’t seen him in a few weeks after he bought that Winnebago and slid a few thousand dollars under my closet door. It’s a good thing Domino’s delivers to closets.
I inherited some money from my father and bought 6,000 shares of NVIDIA about a year ago at $25/share. I don’t know what that company does, but their name sounds like the name of the kind of woman I would like to marry. Does anyone know what is the current price of NVDA? Does anyone know a woman named Nyvidia? Is she pretty?
Sometimes I lay in my s...Expand for more
mall closet and dream of all of the places to which I would like to travel—Italy, Spain, Jamaica, England, Panama, Ibiza, Costa Rica, Aruba, Bahamas, Venezuela, Cuba, etc. Do cruise ships have closets?
I also dream of what life would have been like if I was a Director of a Fortune 500 company . . . all of the great presentations I would give to the huge group of my employees assembled in my closet. But, of course, you need a college degree to do all of that—maybe even a Summa Cum Laude degree (whatever that is) in difficult subjects like Math and English and American Sign Language.
I was encouraged when I heard news that in many states it is now safe for people to come out of their closets. But then I realized those were not the same “closets”—kinda like the time the Brinks guys dropped me off at a “massage parlor” so I could get relief for my aching back.
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