John Tanner:  

First I was a baby... Then I crawled and found my way out of my mother's womb. I cried. I let it be known I would not have anymore ot that belly and decided to go to school after a few years of crying and pure obstinancy. I was happy for that and a very un grateful child. I was me. I stood tall at about 4 feet high and decided to grow. I became a high schooler and never matured. I was one with my selfishness. It was a grand buddha kharma experience. I was one wi...Expand for more