David Jones:
CLASS OF 1963
Terry Parker High SchoolClass of 1963
Jacksonville, FL
Myrtle Point Union High SchoolClass of 1976
Myrtle point, OR
Jacksonville UniversityClass of 1971
Jacksonville, FL
Florida Community CollegeClass of 1969
Jacksonville, FL
David's Story
UPDATE OF A WONDERFUL LIFE 05/24/2010:
AFTER GRADUATION JOINED THE MILITARY, BECAME AN OFFICER AND A GENTLEMAN. GOT OUT, WORKED FOR AT&T BEFORE FINDING OUT THAT THE RHOADES SCHOLAR DISTRICT MGR ONLY MADE 17K A YEAR. QUIT THAT DAY AND WENT TO COLLEGE. GOT ASSO DEGREE +1YR. GOT IN THE CAR BUS AND STARTED SELLING TOYOTAS, MOVED TO WINTER HAVEN WITH MY MENTOR AND WENT INTO MANAGEMENT. CAREER WENT WELL. INVESTED IN MY FIRST DEALERSHIP IN COLUMBUS GA. RECESSION YRS, AND MENTOR/PARTNERSHIP FELL OUT. LOST EVERYTHING, BUT DID GAIN A BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER. WOUND UP IN ROCKHILL S.C. WITH TOYOTA. SUCCESS! INVESTORS APPROACHED ME, BOUGHT A TOYOTA DEAL BACK IN WINTER HAVEN, NAMED IT MIRACLE TOYOTA BECAUSE ALL MY FRIENDS AND ENEMIES SAID IT WOULD BE A "MORTAL MIRACLE" IF I STAYED IN BUSINESS. BECAME ONE OF THE LARGEST VOLUME DEALERS IN SOUTHEAST, OUTSOLD MY OLD MENTOR, WAS SWEET REVENGE. DID TO WELL, MY PARTNERS WANTED TO SELL! BOUGHT A TOYOTA DEAL IN BEAUFORT S.C. WITH THE PROMISE FROM MY DISTRIBUTORSHIP THAT I COULD MOVE TO A MORE FAVORABLE LOCATION. NOT! A BATTLE WHICH PUT ME OUT OF BUSINESS AND I WENT FROM A HERO TO A ZERO. "WHEN YOU HAVE MONEY, YOU ARE VERY FUNNY, WHEN YOU ARE BROKE YOU ARE A JOKE"! BY THIS TIME I HAD THREE GIRLS AND WAS JOBLESS AND BLACKBALLED IN MY INDUSTRY. OUT OF WORK FOR 40 MOS. LIVED ON CREDIT. LITIGATED MYSELF AGAINST TOYOTA BACK TO RICH AGAIN!! MARRIAGE FALTERED, EXPLODED, FROM ALL THE TURMOIL! GOT IN USED CAR BUSINESS. IT WAS NOT SUCCESSFUL. SOLD REMAINS AND I AM TRYING TO GO DOWN THE TOILET AGAIN. IRS CHALLANGED ONE DEDUCTION FROM LEGAL SETTLEMENT. I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY OR LIFETIMES TO CONTINUE THIS BATTLE. THEY'RE MEAN! IT'S TAKEN THE REST OF MY STASH AND 11 YEARS OF MY LIFE. I FEEL LIKE I'VE HAD A FRONTAL LABOTOMY! LIFE IS GOOD! I BELIEVE I ACTUALLY DID HAVE THE LOBOTOMY. WHY ELSE WOULD LIFE BE GOOD!
I LOVE TO LAUGH UNTIL I PEE IN MY PANTS. I HAVE NO REGRETS AND FEEL I CAN MAKE IT BACK TO THE TOP AT LEAST FOUR MORE TIMES BEFORE I MOVE ON TO ASSISTED LIVING! SOMEONE SCREWED UP MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE! I KNOW IÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂâÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂM OLDER THAN 30. MAYBE IT WAS THE HEAD TRANSPLANT!
YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE ABOUT LIFE?
I LOVE SWIMMING FOR MY HEALTH IN MY BATHTUB. I LOVE RUNNING FROM MY NEIGHBOR'S ROTTWILLER AFTER HE'S BROKEN THROUGH HIS CONCRETE FENCE. I LOVE SHOPLIFTING. I LOVE CHASING GOATS ON MY FARM. WAIT A MINUTE, I DON'T HAVE A FARM. I LOVE TELLING ABOUT MY ABDUCTION BY ALIENS. I LOVE THAT ALL OF MY DAUGHTERS ARE BEAUTIFUL AND I AM SO HANDSOME. IT IS GENETIC YOU KNOW! I LOVE SKYDIVING, BECAUSE IT REMINDS ME OF GOING DOWN THE TUBE. I LOVE SCUBA DIVING BECAUSE IT REMINDS ME OF BEING FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET. I LOVE MY STOCK BROKER. I LOVE MOWING MY LA...Expand for more
WN, NOW THAT I'M TO BROKE TO PAY ANYONE TO DO IT FOR ME. I LOVE BEING OUT OF WORK FOR 26 MONTHS. I LOVE ROADKILL RECIPES. I LOVE THE TATOO OF THE TITANIC I HAVE ON MY FACE THAT I'M STILL MAKING PAYMENTS ON. I LOVE ALWAYS BEING RIGHT. I LOVE RIDING MY LAWN MOWER TO A JOB INTERVIEW. I LOVE USING MY LAWN MOWER AS A GETAWAY VEHICLE IN A BANK ROBBERY; I JUST WISH IT WAS THE RIDING VARIETY. I LOVE THE IRS. I LOVE DEBTORS PRISON. I LOVE THE MASTERCARD POLICE. I LOVE A PEANUT BUTTER (CRUNCHY), MAYONAISE AND BANANA SANDWICH ON WHITE BREAD. YES WHITE BREAD YOU HEALTH GEEKS. AFTER A LONG AND SUCCESSFUL CAREER, NETTING ME MILLIONS IN INCOME, I LOVE WORKING FOR MINIMUM WAGE AND HOPING FOR A HANDOUT FROM A PANHANDLER TO MAKE ENDS MEET. I LOVE A COMEBACK. I LOVE THAT ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. I LOVE THAT LIFE CAN TURN ON A DIME. I LOVE ARMADILLO SOUP. I LOVE THE SONG "LADY IN RED", AND THINK IT IS THE MOST SEDUCTIVE LOVE SONG I HAVE EVER HEARD. I LOVE DRESSING IN MY RED DRESS AND DANCING WITH MY PET RAT. I LOVE RIDING MY EXCERCISE BIKE TO THE STORE. I LOVE BEING BROKE. I LOVE BEING RICH MORE. I LOVE MY HEAD TRANSPLANT. I LOVE FISHING FOR FOOD. I LOVE HUNTING FOR FOOD. I LOVE FOOD HUNTING FOR ME. I LOVE THAT SOME OF YOU READING THIS BELIEVE EVERY WORD I'M TYPING AT 8 WPM, AND SOME OF YOU REALIZE THAT THIS ALL COULD BE A DREAM. I LOVE SICK PEOPLE WHO ARE CONFINED IN A WARD LIKE ME. I LOVE YOU, YOU CLOSET VOYEURS, WHO HAVE JUST COMPARED YOUR LIFE TO MINE, AND NOW FEEL SUPERIOR. I LOVE THAT I MADE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF. I LOVE SANTA, THOUGH I TOLD MY FAMILY THIS YEAR THAT HE WAS MURDERED BY THAT VILLIAN OSAMA, BUT WHEN WE ELECT A NEW SANTA NEXT YEAR, AND I GET A JOB, THEY WILL ONCE AGAIN RECEIVE JOY AND PRESENTS AT CHRISTMAS. I LOVE THINKING OF THINGS I LOVE. I LOVE GETTING UP EVERY MORNING HUNTING FOR A LAUGH THAT WILL HURT MY STOMACH, OR MAKE ME LAY ON THE FLOOR BECAUSE I CAN'T STAND UP, OR MAKE TEARS OF LAUGHTER STREAM OUT OF MY EYE SOCKETS, OR MY ULTIMATE DREAM IS TO LAUGH UNTIL I FLATLINE. I ALSO LOVE TO LOVE AND BE NEAR SOMEONE WHO TAKES MY BREATH AWAY.
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I HAVE 19958 CHARACTERS LEFT TO ADD TO MY PROFILE! WHAT DO YOU THINK? SHOULD I GO FOR IT?
I have a blog I started a few years ago...I had to stop for awhile when I returned to college...BUT...I hope to pick back up soon...its better than paying a professional to listen to me...I'll leave the web address at the end of this posting...also a number of peeps from Myrtle Beach High School have confused me with someone that must of stolen my identity. There is only ONE true David B. Jones in America...it is I...back off folks :) I'm not allowed to post my Blog address...Fb..David OMGosh Jones..the address is there...
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