Joseph Brooks:  

Joseph is married. His schools include Gar-Field High School. He later attended St Leo University. He works(ed) at United States Air Force. Joseph's interests include Strange Stuff. Music he likes includes most. Books he likes include Most Books. Movies he likes include Musicals, Comedies. TV shows he likes include Seldom Watch Tv. One of Joseph's favorite quotes is:"THE "TWO-COW EXPLANATION" OF WHAT MAKES... A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. A REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what? A DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into offices that tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money, buy a cow, and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous. A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. A FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage. DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government. CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows. FARM SUBSIDIES, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two ...Expand for more