Joseph Schumacher:  

Once Upon time in a little town called Owings Mills on a street called Ritters Lane lived a nut named Joey. I attended Owings Mills Elementary where I had teachers like Miss Kaplan & Mrs. Keyes and my brother Michael had Mrs. Bean as kindergarten teacher. I went to the cub scouts/ weblos with the likes of Scott Stiffler, Tom Clagget, & Donald Gorman and my little buddy Gary Ripper-Aka the lady killer. I remember he had a girlfriend in 6th grade who was the tallest girl in our class and he was the shortest boy. We used to walk home on ritters lane before OMHS was built and catch salamanders(hellbenders) from that little stream. Our mothers friend lived there and her son was Davey Magee who lives in finksburg where my parents now live. There used to be a cornfield on Ritters Lane that still had Deer and wildlife. We bought our first dog a beagle from a girl named Susan who lived on ritters and also attended OMHS. I worked at Jack's Corn off of Mcdonugh road every summer from 1980-1984. Good ole Silver Queen-God I miss corn!! I was good friends with Debbie Price who lived off on tollgate road behind the VFW. I attended Sacred Heart in Glyndon and then Calvert Hall, but was a little wild and transfered to OMHS where I graduated in 1984. I was good friends with Doug Sherman & Kurt Hooper. Dougs mom was the english teach...Expand for more