Julie Purcell:
CLASS OF 1986
Simi Valley High SchoolClass of 1986
Simi valley, CA
University of PhoenixClass of 2004
Phoenix, AZ
Julie's Story
The details of my life are quite inconsequential...
..My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise th...Expand for more
at only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my *****. There really is nothing like a shorn *****, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
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