Kelan Wilt:  

Kelan is from Garland, Texas. Kelan's schools include North Garland High School. Kelan later attended University of North Texas. Kelan works(ed) at I Fratelli. Books Kelan likes include Preacher. Movies Kelan likes include Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Office Space, The Sandlot. TV shows Kelan likes include Kenan & Kel, FX Network TV Group, Burn Notice. One of Kelan's favorite quotes is:""You know what really grinds my gears, this Lindsay Lohan. Ehh? Lindsay Lohan. With all those little outfits, jumpin around there on stage half naked with your little outfits. You know? You're uh, you're up there jumpin around, and I'm just sittin here with my beer. So, you know, what am I supposed to do? What do you, what do you want? You know? Are we gonna go out? Is that what your tryin to, why, why you're leaping around there throwin those things all up at, all at, up over there in my face? Ehh? What do you want Lindsay? Tell me what you want. Well I'll tell you what you want, you want nothin! You want nothin! Alright! Because we all know no woman nowhere wants to have sex with anyone. And to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is, is, is, is, is, is, just bogus." -Peter Griffin Love is the fuel that fires the soul -Me "Sent, to be the light at the end of the vent, transcend, whats said is what meant" -Atmosphere "Me likey breadsticks Me likey breadsticks" -Lois Griffin "I work rearry hard and I'm physicarry fit But nobody here seems to rearize it" -Kim Jong Il "The only thing about a man, that is a man, is his mind" -Unknown "Figured out how to get a grip, and now I'm workin on tryin to hold it" -Atmosphere "I love her completely, without falsehood, And am entirely hers, if she will be mine; Her beauty and her worth ...Expand for more