Kellie Rough:
CLASS OF 1991
Lebanon Union High SchoolClass of 1991
Lebanon, OR
Kellie's Story
basically I am a stay at home welfare mom..well I try to be a mom after I smoke as much pot as I do. I have had a few jobs pumpin gas and such but I m real good at sitting on my ass or better yet lying on my back.After school I went through A LOT of men. My Last name has been Fitzwater, Smith, Rough, Estes and now I'm calling myself Kyle. I spit out 6 kids from 3 or 4 baby daddys..My first I couldnt handle so I gave her to my mom to raise...shes a tax break for them too..a win win situation. Then I spit out 2 more from ....well shoot...I cant remember. Rough I think his name was. Then I had My son..and then two more from the same guy Estes. But I got rid of him cuz i wanted me some new redneck ...I was gonna marry Mr Budd too..Even tattooed his last name big as day on my fore arm just 30 days after I left my last husband I ran into the ground to move in with Mr. Budd,. But he didnt like me none to much I reckon cuz he kicked me to the curb and was gone like a fart in the wind...well we was livin 9 people to that 2 bedroom trailer...I liked it real good..but he said he couldnt stand the smell of my pussy in such a confined space. I dont know why I hosed her on out purty good..I think it was stinkin like that because I was messin around with a few other fellas all in the same day and well shoot..I didnt have a way to wash in between.Bad thing is it never did quit stinkin..but I'm used to the smell now...kinda nose blind to it...reminds me of the old Albany paper mill. Whew is she ripe! My favorite part about being a filthy loose ho is that I can stay out all night and push my kids on everyone else...most days they be in school anyway so I can be a ho day and night....and I love being a vindictive lying trailer trash stinky pussy welfare wanna be momma who sucks off the nipple of the tax payer. Shoot...Id keep havin youngins but the last too practically fell on out my snatch ...that and I never can remember which daddy goes to what baby... i figure by the time my kids start collecting they own state welfare checks we should know whos kin to what man...I dont likes that book readin none to well so I usually leach on to a man til i sees me another I wanna lay up with..My daughters should be about trained in to how to ...Expand for more
become a piece of no good shot out tore back druggie loser. Ya all best watch your husbands too cuz I knows how to get around. I think Ive downed everyone in Lebanon.My daddy taught me how to bump uglies real well,just look at that brand new pic of me..you know I look like I could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, Yup I turned me in to Lebanon's finest, ...My hobbies are making babies I cant aford to raise, meddling in other peoples marriages and making my monthly food stamp order to schawans...smoking lots of marijuana and other illicit drugs...and playing the victim. yup if ya all wanna have a good ol time you look me on up. I likes me some female lovin now and then too so you ladies just come on bye the apartment .....message me and I will give you my number. I m feeling finer than frog fur, hyped up and ready to go especially since I went to the doctor and took them pills for that nasty discharge and those boils I had down there on my kitty. Now when you all see me dont be shocked..I dont like looking to girly these days..shoot I have the body of a 12 year old boy anyways..so I's dresses like a man and acts like one too. I like to tell people I'm country but It aint true. Country folks have morals and values and well its hard to do that when I likes sleeping around with other peoples husbands ...My kitty is so loose I was told lovin me was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. That and my momma and daddy had the same last name before they was married. So my daddy is also my grandpa...yeah its kinda lonely at the holidays with not much kin around..our family tree being a stump and all.. But hay thats enough about me...ya all just look me up K? Im a regular at most of the drug houses so if u are in to that hook me up! Well you all keep workin so I get that check every month and I will be sure to tell ya all thank you for supplying the money needed for my drug habbit.I have to go shave this smelly snatch now...seems i contracted another case of them crabs..I think I picked them up this time from my uncle and his wife..whew! That was a night ....And remember you ladies keep a tight grip on your husbands hear!? Cuz I'm uneducated, nasty ,tore back ,disease ridden, and I will do you , your husband and your dog.
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