Ken Halseth:  

CLASS OF 1975
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Sioux falls, SD
Lincoln High SchoolClass of 1975
Sioux falls, SD
Foster High SchoolClass of 1975
Tukwila, WA
Washougal, WA
Sioux falls, SD

Ken's Story

Life LOOKIE~~~LOOKIE! I'm still alive and well and living it up in Paradise! I think someone once voted me the person most likely to start my own cult or become a psycho killer... or something like that. LOL! Hmmm.... Still married to the same wonderful woman. (Been together since '86) Two AWESOME sons. Temporarily off work due to an industrial accident, but surgery on my neck should take care of it. What else... well, I almost died from an adrenal tumor. That was a fun and exciting experience! I was in town back in '01... my company transferred me to Fargo and one of my accounts was in Sioux Falls. The adrenal tumor gig put an end to THAT career! I was REALLY PO'ed when I took the wife and kids down to Falls Park to show it off and found a barren, asphalt mess where I used to fish & swim. And the river... what an UGLY shade of brown the water has become! And what's with all the fences and the "NO SWIMMING"? Is the water that polluted? Needless to say, I was NOT HAPPY! All the old 'hoods have changed so much. My grandma's old house down by the post office (over on so. 4th across from the old Burns Moving & Storage) is gone and has been replaced by a bunch of freakin' cliff dwellings (aka apartments.) So much has changed, yet I still remain the same in so many ways. Whittier has a bunch of new buildings and...sniffle,sniffle,heavy sigh... the old school is a freakin' museum or something... I didn't bother checkin' it out. So many sad things... so many memories... ahhhh, to be 17 again and to have a chance to relive it all. I wouldn't change much if I had the chance. Those were, indeed the best days of our lives! No amount of success or fame or fortune can even begin to compare with the simple joys of those wonderful school days! 2007 UPDATE... Not much new. I still need surgery on my neck & back but my neurosurgeon is hesitant to operate on the neck (so much more chance of paralysis there) and he is afraid the disc at L5-S1 is going to need fusing. The last operation on it lasted several years before the pain returned. Add that to the recent neck injury and it looks like I might have to settle for early retirement. YUCK! Not my idea of a fun time for sure. Let's see... I sold the Lincoln and the Winnebago and now just have a classic Bronco II and a newer 16 passenger bus that is soon to become my fishin'/huntin' rig. (It's cheaper than shelling out $100,000 for a new motor home that's for sure... like I have that kind of scratch just laying around...LOL!) Still totally politically INCORRECT! I think all politicians are mindless grubs bent on the destruction of civilization as we know it. In retrospect, maybe that's not such a bad idea! I've decided to buy some land in the mountains so I can have a retreat when the world just gets too freakin' wierd! I think all illegal aliens should be implanted with GPS trackers and sent back to their home countries. If they come back they go to prison for 10 years! I also believe that illegals should be denied welfare and food stamps and free medical! Let the SOB's become citizens and pay some freakin' taxes before they start begging for our scraps. Filthy scum! I firmly believe that every bleeding-heart moron, who thinks illegals should be allowed to even stay in this country, should be forced to give their job to a foreigner. Then we'll see just how much compassion they really have! If you want to check out my MSN group, it's called... FreeDini for President. Be warned though... it is totally anti Bush (like all true Americans should be) and anti Iraq war. We also enjoy slamming others, but those are our pet peeves. So, come on in... IF YOU DARE! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA! OK... 2011 update. I am still in the Pacific Northwest. (or should I say again?) I bought a house in Iowa back in '08. Got a great deal on it and was able to buy it straight out for cash. None of that bs making some stinking banker's BMW payments! lol. Unfortunately my wife wants to stay out here in Washington so the house is going up for sale. No sense in paying property taxes and paying a lawn service to keep the grass mowed when I will probably never even see the place again. Neither one of my sons wants it... they want to stay in Washington. Surgery on the neck is out of the question. I can't even find a surgeon to work on the disc at L5-S1 again because they all say it will only help for about 5 years and then I'll be back in the same boat. Oh well. Looks like it's time to retire for good. NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! :~( Still married... 25 years now... still politically incorrect. Still the same old pain in the ass I've always been. Some things never change...lol. I still think all politicians should be sent to forced labor camps to atone for their evil lives. I still think illegal aliens should be deported FOREVER. Yup... I haven't really changed all that much. How about you all? Any politicians or bankers out there? If so... YOU SUCK! You are all vampires who feed on the poor and would all sell your souls (if you haven't done so already) for a dollar and a little bit of power. SICKOS! OK...New news. Our elder son gets his Degree at the end of this quarter. Little brother isn't far behind. Still no solid evidence of where either of them wants to go to contunue their educations. Richard will want whichever college has the best music department and Josh will probably end up bankrupting us by going to freakin' MIT or some place equally as expensive... LOL ;~) All I can say is, "Can ya flip a burger, boy?". Mwahahahaha!!!! Why do kids insist on educating their perents into the Poor House? What's wrong with saving a few $$$ and going to a smaller, less well known school like the Honorary University of South Hickbilly? H.U.S.H. has a wonderful Staff... all 3 of them or, in HUSHese, all treeum. Canvas dorms. (not campus... canv...Expand for more
as, as in tents), official college restaurant, (aka Smith's Feed & Seed) and they even have separate outhouses for the girls. A fine institution indeed. Who needs MIT anyway? Their motto is, "HUSH... We doan want no one to know we'se here!". 2012 UPDATE: 4 MORE YEARS of insanity. There is truly no hope for mankind! The politicians & Banksters have won! What a waste of human flesh. OK... I started "The Great American Novel" earlier this year. I figure it will be finished late next year. Is it Good? Who knows? It's humorous, of course, but I believe the jury is still out on the question of it's asthetic value. Will it be worth shelling our $25 for a copy? I DOUBT IT! As far as I am concerned NO BOOK is worth that much. What else is new? Hmmm... still madly in love with my awesome wife. Still fiercely proud of my sons. Still politically incorrect and I see no change in THAT any time soon. I think the only change is that I have slowed down a little... age does that to ya! Other than that I am still pretty much the same as I was 40 years ago. (minus the gray hairs and the aching joints.) 2015 UPDATE: All good things must come to an end. This is true of pretty much everything. I have had an absolutely STELLAR life! I have had more fun than the law should allow. But now this ride is about to end. The doctors diagnosed me with STAGE 4 Lung Cancer 2 weeks ago. Bummer. I was really kind of looking forward to sitting in a rocking chair... old, gray, bent & aching... as my great grandchildren ran around like the little banshees kids can be, prompting me to occasionally trip one or two with my cane, just to remind them that the old fart is no one to trifle with. That is not going to happen now. (I can hear my great grandkids sighing with relief at that news... yeah, I know they aren't even born yet but I can hear them any way. ;) ) Now it looks like I'll be lucky to make it 8 more months. Huh. Maybe I'll just hang on for 2 years and REALLY mess up their statistics...... hehehehehe just ONE LAST SHOT, LORD. Just one more chance to slap the number-crunchers smack dab in their kissers! That's all I ask. :) I never did finish the Great American Novel and, quite frankly, I doubt there is time now. Oh well, the story line sucked anyway... I killed off the main character around page 27 and had to take a MAJOR ration of crap from my wife who said that it just isn't done like that. REALLY???? Who says you can't kill off the important characters early? Sheeeeeeesh! It's MY book, I can kill off whomever I choose to kill off, thank you very much! I wish I had some profound words of wisdom (instead of profane hunks of horsecrap) to impart to you all before I die but all I can think of is lame clichés & platitudes that are absolutely useless and, at the very least, unwelcomed by all who are forced to suffer hearing them. So.... I guess I'll just say this... If you want to have a happy life. DO IT YOUR WAY! If you do things the way YOU want to do them you will be happier. You may end up living in abject poverty sometimes, and rolling in cash other times but at least you will have done it YOUR WAY and THAT will make you far better than the clones who follow every new fad or trend. Be YOURSELF because it is physically impossible to be someone else! Why waste all your time, money & effort trying to 'fit in' when, in the end, you only find that you were never one of the pieces in that puzzle anyway! FIND YOUR PUZZLE and slide on into place where you fit most comfortably. And LOVE! Don't forget to love. Even if it's just 'Freckles', your cat. We NEED love and we need to love unconditionally to be TRULY HAPPY. Animals love unconditionally. We stupid humans tend to put up too many barriers to true love as we live. Hurts remembered from youth tend to poison our minds to what TRUE BEAUTY is. Forget what you learned... love according to what your heart says... not what your mind says. Listen to your heart and live a happier life. Now, isn't that simple? And to think it took me almost 58 years to figure that out. Harrumph! 2015 UPDATE: Well, I was diagnosed with Stage 4 Metastatic Lung Cancer last month. (Jan. 2015) What can I say about THAT? It is bad news for sure. Most people die within 8-11 months after diagnosis when there is no treatment involved... no chemo or radiation. I refuse to do either one. I mean really... if I wanted to be radiated I would just fly every day and let TSA radiate me. I'm too old for anyone to want to grope me so they will HAVE to radiate me. (snicker snicker) I'm doing super-oxygenation therapy... LOTS of plants and a tank of liquid oxygen. I'm also doing organic juicing and eating cottage cheese with Flax Oil in it. Will these things give me any EXTRA time here on Earth? NO, but they WILL make my remaining time a little less painful as the cancer is being beaten back by the antioxidants and the oxygenation therapy. God will take me when it's my time to go and not a second before or after. PERIOD. So I am going to do my best to get healthier and to fight this evil crap that has invaded my body. If it is God's Will that I survive and BEAT the cancer that will be awesome but if it is just not meant to be at least I will be a little healthier and less pain-wracked between now & then. All I can say in parting is this... don't forget to tell your loved ones how much they mean to you because they may not be here tomorrow for you to tell them. DO IT NOW! Don't be stuck beating yourself up because you didn't have time to call cousin Fred or Aunt Gertie that they are important and then have them die and take away that chance forever. And always remember to love unconditionally. THAT is what makes Johnny a happy boy! Peace to you all and may your lives be enriched and fulfilling, amazingly adventurous and just downright AWESOME!
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