Ken Lamb:  

this cowboy has a big enough heard to keep corralled if you get my drift. I like spaghetti. I like board games. I like finding a nickle on the side walk I like Lyle Lovett the sound of kids playing in the summer the way my hair feels when its long enough to touch my back, I like green Beans boiled with garlic and olive oil, ripe sweet water melon, I like smiling baby's, scrabble, old couples who still hold hands, I love waking up after taking a 2 Minuit nap especially if its at the opera, That ozone smell you get from air purifiers. And I like knowing the space between my ears is immeasurable. Mahler's first and Bernstein conducting. You've got to think about all the things you like and decide whether they're worth sticking around for I'm not a bad man just a bad gigolo a bad wizard and even a bad gate keeper, keeper of the key and a lousy sod buster, bolder blaster and jackhammer operator but I'm a good man dammit A GOOD MAN I TELL YOU Oh I'm not the horse whisper or the great livestock auctioneer nor am I a crab boat, tug boat, or steam boat operator, I cant walk a tight rope, throw a pot or eat a 12 pound steak, wrestle an alligator I couldn't throw a fast ball or hit a hole in one, I have no desire to cut down a 2000 year old tree with a chain saw or harvest 200 acres of potatoes, corn or rye grass. I don't eat brains or kidneys but i will eat tongue heart and liver. I cant deal with sunflower seeds but toss me a pomegranate any day of the week . I got no gun I keep all my money in the monopoly game in the hall closest I always drink from a glass or bottle my nails are naturally salon perfect, I have amazing catlike agility, every itch i have ever had has been intense, I fought the law and the law won, I sleep on my side, cry at dead dog movies and refuse to act my age I don't wear a wig cuz im bald, nor have had a full facial reconstruction operation, or had my legs straighten. I blew up a model airplane with a fire cracker at age 14, licked a windshield for no reason (Kristen Osborn Will Vouch for that). I danced with a copy machine, whacked a pick up truck with a bull whip with a smile on my face, People are just hell bent to see me change and I wont have it. I tell people to...Expand for more