Kenneth Karrenbauer:  

As I sat here typing with my WD-40 stained fingers and wondering how I'm going to be able to convey the complex set of MAD SKILLZ that define much of what and who I have become, I suddenly thought to myself "WWSD?" (What Would Snookie Do?) Which is really rather odd because I barely know who she is, and proudly have never consciously watched so much as a nanosecond of "Jersey Shore". None-the-less I quickly drank an entire bottle of vodka, which is a particularly bad idea for someone like me who drinks like a......well....person who doesn't drink much. SOooo as I refunded the vodka into the nearest trashcan, it hit me like the hot kiss on the end of a wet fist! I thought to myself "JSSCHLBRandbsieyrrrr.." because I was utterly hammered but after several cups of coffee my head cleared enough to scribe a few lines. So other than admittedly being a colossal waste of a few minutes of both your and my own life that we can never get back, here's the crib note version of what's happened to me over the last 30 years or so. After a stint in the Navy, I spent eighteen years in Wash DC, a year in Jamaica and twelve in Texas and I'm...Expand for more