Kerry Barnes:  

Life Lived the life during a short stint as an actor in several low budget porn films out of Australia, but decided that the industry just wasn't for me, mostly because of "the accident" involving 3 girls, a jar of honey, and a weedeater.. I then worked at a piece of crap company called.... er.... oh yea.. The Liberal Party of Canada for a few months till I was fired, or in work ethic terms I was, "let go". Cripes, people are so uptight. The Prime Minister catches you bangin' his secretary on his brand new marble desk and they flip. I've recently divorced my fourth wife and I'm happy to report that I'm currently pursuing a lifelong dream as a carnival ride assistant in a traveling carnival. I've been to several exotic places, including Horelick, Manitoba with the carnival, and after only 5 years with them I soon will be promoted to ride assistant supervisor and will be making $6.50 an hour. Net! Currently, I am enjoying my new hobby of stalking. My parole officer says that not too many sociopaths relate well to hobbies, so I’m pretty excited about...Expand for more