Linda Parker:
CLASS OF 1982
J.J. Pearce High SchoolClass of 1982
Richardson, TX
Linda's Story
Boring stuff...some jokes below though. Single Grandparent (still have two teens at home about to graduate H.S. with honors - gorgeous nerds like me!) Finished hobby of making fun of my preferred "single" situation after 20 years of marital hell. My one liner joke books of 500+ reasons "Why I Stay Single!" in each book are complete - now finishing a wedding book, still a residential realtor locating equity happy homes for my primarily cash investors (mostly attorneys), and now want to launch utility patent pending women's handbag concept to take huge portion of the multi-billion industry, but can't find any "fashion-savvy" people with funding to partner with - c'est la vie! Maybe I'll get this launched soon to re...Expand for more
-join the millionaire groups I now no longer can keep up with do to the divorce from hell - men shouldn't strip women of everything....but, that's just my opinion! Have nothing like everyone else now!!!!
Been asked about some of the one liners that relate to most of us "older" single gals from one of the books...so here goes....hope you smile (may even know some of these people):
"he called it dancing, but you thought it was an epileptic seizure"
"you woke up with a man next to you that you thought was a woman the night before"
"the chicken hat was funnier in the store"
"he makes karate noises while eating sushi"
"at Thanksgiving dinner, grandpa wipes his earwax on the tablecloth"
Have a fun day.....Linda :)
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