Mark McCabe:
CLASS OF 1989
Aurora Central Catholic High SchoolClass of 1989
Aurora, IL
Mark's Story
I am currently a dairy farmer in Honduras. I married a local midget in the village. We saved up for breast implants so she looks better, but she has a hard time walking. She is a little top heavy. Anyway life is good here on the farm. We adopted four children and a monkey with giant testicles. The other children have normal bal...Expand for more
ls so they are a little jealous of Mongonuts. Our mule has chronic gas so traveling can be a bit harrowing. As soon as our ship comes in we will buy our nieghbors Huffy. One can only dream.Well I think my wife just tripped and fell on the monkey,s balls again so I better be going. Hope things are as good for you as they are for me.
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