Michael Band:
CLASS OF 1976
Westwood High SchoolClass of 1976
Westwood, MA
Michael's Story
Life
Like my good friend Reverend Vinny Lambert, I have found god. I joined the born-again Jews. Part of the rites was an adult circumcision. Things were going well until I broke my sutures while watching a rerun of Baywatch. Gangrene set in and I needed an amputation. I am now on a ...Expand for more
waiting list for a penile transplant. Who needs a penis when you found god or have been married for 10 plus years. A donation fund has been set up at the Happy Acres Investment Club under the name Band Addadictomy Fund.
Oh yeah! You can e-mail me at [email protected] Please help!
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