Michael Malone:  

CLASS OF 1976
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Pinole, CA

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Do what thou wilt +*+*+YOU HAVE FOUND THE 'PROFILE' OF A THELEMITE+*+*+* I've EARNED the right to be here while A LOT of you haven't even came close to knowing about freedom of speech..freedom to party & have an intensely good time... Many of you would see your entire toothpick structure collapse if the 'wrong person' were to find you here, just as you'd lose your 'job' ('career'?) if anyone found out you smoke a little weed. You see, I'm not for everyone...just like prescription medications, illegal drugs, and rock music...we're all dangerous...people die around us. Those who survive do so by being intelligent enough to've done so & therefore command respect greater or EQUAL to that given to the machine-man who knew better than to dare walk the road we have. Who am I?..A lot more than you'll ever amount to loser.I make love to women, I don't use their bodies like you probably do. I drive a 2010 Mercedes Benz 600SL Convertible that has only 38,000 miles on it. I wear a $52,000 Patek Philippe wristwatch that hasn't any gay diamonds on it..it'...Expand for more
s 18K gold and just tells me what time it is. I live in a select community where you have to get past a man with a gun before you even get near any homes..there are never any thefts, so we can fill our homes with expensive furnishings knowing your wage-earning paid-on-friday-broke-by-monday dumb butt won't be sitting, sleeping, nor ever leaning against any of it. I smoke gold weed & triple-filtered 70% pure THC Indica Honey Oil made by an organic chemist with a PhD, I drink Veuve Clicquot - Scottish Whiskey distilled in the 1970's - Spaten DoppleBock and I eat in restaurants where most of you couldn't afford a glass of water. I wear Brioni suits, crocodile leather, and upper body armor because it's a jungle out there. Upset me & I'll DESTROY YOU, YOUR PARENTS, YOUR BROTHERS & SISTERS, and I'll feed your pets to someone or something that'll eat them. I make twits & idiots commit suicide simply by suggesting they do so. And every woman who allows me to do it MY WAY says it's the best they've ever had! Love is the law, love under will.
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