Mike Floyd:
CLASS OF 2000
Rialto High SchoolClass of 2000
Rialto, CA
Mike's Story
Mike's schools include Rialto High School.
Music Mike likes includes Linkin Park. Movies Mike likes include Star Wars, Avengers, Batman Begins. TV shows Mike likes include Stargate Universe, Stargate SG-1, Robot Chicken.
One of Mike's favorite quotes is:""It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what" Dr House
Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
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andurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!
When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall.Aldous Snow".
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