Mike Gardner:  

Tall, semi-good lookin, a friend to all the animals I always wanted to be a adult when I grew up. My family and friends thought that was a crock . As it turns out, they were right. Visit a prison,breath the crisp cool air, and leave I asked Ray Trinter"Is that all you got?' after getting some swats that Don Lee deserved. But Don, I didn't rat on you. Lot's of Heros,...Obama,Skeeter, Don Lee,The Flash,Max,Santa,my two stud sons,my wife and my cat,not in that order,the cat is probably at the top. All over,one step ahead of the law Hoops, track,dogs,cats,guinea pigs,those little miniature ponies, That I lived through all of it so far. If I could improve my home, I'd remodel the garage, and add on a tree house. My dream home would be on a mountain. Forgiveness That Home Ec teacher,she was hot. Did Lee really nail her? If I won $100 million, I'd give 95 of it to 95 charities, then spend the rest to pay off the mortgage, a new pair of jeans and save the rest. Too drunk, don't remember Sitting with Obama today, during the election,telling him what he needs to do,maybe Springstien would be there too,and oh yea, Pamala Anderson,and my cat My current age is 57. When I was...Expand for more