Neal Beightol:  

Neal had a very exciting childhood in the very un-exciting hometown of Apollo Beach, Florida. All of the scandalous misadventures that made life in the otherwise dull backwater suburb of nowhere will one day be revealed in Neal's biography that promises to forever alter how society views skinny dipping pyromania. After expulsion from the Wewahitchka Boys School for Impending Criminals and Talented Introverts, Neal sought escape from increasing infamy at East Bay High School in the thriving metropolis of Gibsonton, Florida. Having exhausted all earnings from his lucrative years of undercover school bus passenger, Neal fled from the constant drama of the Ivy League recruiters to attended Florida International University. (After fleeing Miami Christian College with a wife in tow, and an almost-but-not quite-by-thaaaaat-much-associates degree in Biblical languages). After persuading FIU to grant him a degree in Biological Sciences in exchange for not revealing FIU's true identity as North Korea's empanada supplier, Neal took his considerable talents to South Beach in exchange for a Medical Degree from the University of Miami. Experiencing an acute shortage of physicians willing to work for subsidized wages who possessed a smart-ass sense of humor and the ability t...Expand for more