Neil Carmichael:  

Neil is from Hyattsville, Maryland. Neil's schools include Fairmont Heights High School. Neil later attended University of Maryland University College. Music Neil likes includes Baroque music, Dropkick Murphys, Hank Williams Jr.. Movies Neil likes include War Horse Movie, Master And Commander, Stripes. TV shows Neil likes include America's Funniest Home Videos, The Big Bang Theory, Kitchen Nightmares. One of Neil's favorite quotes is:""A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. " "The reason that the American Army does so well in wartime is that war is chaos, and the American Army practices chaos on a daily basis." A German Officer , "One of the serious p...Expand for more