Norman Stewart:  

it stunned, "you're 50 and you've never had a job?" If I were a felon, there would be job programs for me, but I'm just someone who was a drunk and a drop-out twenty years ago. So.......no job yet. Started 50 businesses or more; with the REALLY successful ones, I lost LESS than 2000 dollars. Been living like a gigolo or a house-husband off the good graces of a kind woman for 26 years. The dog is dying. What else you want to know? Did I turn out to be a loser? Naaaaaah Am I happy? Did you ever know me? If you did. What do you think? School remember beating me up for being a Nazi because I bragged about living in Germany? Remember how I called more than 500 girls to find someone who would go to the prom with me, then the girl who went with me was just trying to get in to the prom so she could be with her boyfriend who was a junior hosting the senior prom? to anyone who ever treated me like a human being, I thank you. College 19 years working on my bachelors