Obioha Chukwuemeka:
CLASS OF 1985
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Cambridge High SchoolClass of 1985
Cambridge, ID
Obioha's Story
Obioha's schools include Cambridge High School.
Obioha's interests include Chelsea Football Club, Zimbabwe Warriors News, Updates & Analysis., Manchester United Nigeria Fans, The Great Khali - WWE Universe, Stone Cold - WWE Universe, Kane - WWE Universe. Music he likes includes Wizkid -Starboy, Bovi the comedian, Nicky Minaj.. Books he likes include Inspirational Book Club, General knowledge, Super Striker. Movies he likes include William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet, Sex Life In 9ja 18+, Think Like A Man. TV shows he likes include See More Stories, FB Love Galaxy 18+, Naija Comedy Show.
One of Obioha's favorite quotes is:"An HUNGRY MAN IS A PARA MAN..
NO FOOD FOR LAZY MAN...
DONT HATE WHAT YOU CAN NOT CONQUER...
THERE IS NO KNOWLEDGE MORE THAN THE POWER..
THE FOLLOWING IS POSTED BY (CHUKWUEMEKA BENJAMIN OBIOHA)
Hey hello how
you doing angel,why keep
mute
you may think am crazy yes i
admit C is for connectivity to
you,
and R is for respect for you,
and A
is for appriciation of your
famine
beauty of a princess i would
love
to be your body guard, and
your Z
is zero percent of 8tred to
you
and,Y is for youthful love for
you
and long lasting...... I really
really
appreciate your wonderful
femine
figure and your wonderful
sexy
eyes of a goddess and your
luscious lips smooth spotless
baby
skin. Hey babe time is no
man
friend this is not a joke and
can
never be a mistake.am
waiting for
your reply, if the time was
my
friend i would have waited
for
half a decade please just say
yes
please....Hey hello how
you doing angel,why keep
mute
you may think am crazy yes i
admit C is for connectivity to
you,
and R is for respect for you,
and A
is for appriciation of your
famine
beauty of a princess i would
love
to be your body guard, and
your Z
is zero percent of 8tred to
you
and,Y is for youthful love for
you
and long lasting...... I really
really
appreciate your wonderful
femine
figure and your wonderful
sexy
eyes of a goddess and your
luscious lips smooth spotless
baby
skin. Hey babe time is no
man
friend this is not a joke and
can
never be a mistake.am
waiting for
your reply, if the time was
my
friend i would have waited
for
half a decade please just say
yes
please....
Kiss is d key of luv,luv is d
issue of marriage,marriage is
d box of children,children is
d happyness of life,so u are d
joy of my life.luv you.
I want 2 ask you a question
but b4 u answer be quiet and
listen 2 ur mind do u love
me?plz reply back.and you
know a break up is just like a
broken glass is better for you
2 leave than 2 hurt ur
self.and you know my love
for you is like rubber band
stretch it as u like but if leave
it,it will hurt me plz dont.
Hey love .reason why i cant
leave you ,1 you nipples
point direct to me and your
sexy figure of a goddess.and
your wonderful femine
dignity that is so precious to
you.and thank you for
keeping it for me love
hmmmmma.love you.thanks
once more.
Open the window and let
the fresh morning air in!
The shining sun will say
that.
Am in love with you!
..........................................,.!
IF YOU LOSE.DONT LOSE THE LESSON.
ALL FINGERS ARE NOT EQUAL.
NO EMPTY SACK,CAN STAND ERECT.Bc ur cute nice u seem like a
really smart guy I think you'd treat me right
and the correct answer is Why Not?There was a man i nigeria
at the end of the section in school,
his son took 49th position out of
51...the father was kind of pissed
of.
So he held his son and started to
lash him you know african's now
we believe in cane to correct a
child.so a neighbour had the cry
of the child and enterred to plead
on behave of the boy....so he
asked
"what did this boy do"the man
replied
this boy took 49th position out of
51..and he said when i was of his
age i beat them all" you know
what i mean asin his always the
first in class...
So the man said but you dont
have to lash or beat the boy...you
should atleast teach him
A for apple
b for baby....Expand for more
..
You know stuffs like that,the man
was pissed at the man and said
how did you expect me to teach
this big boy a for apple b for baby
that he knows...
Then the man said junior read it
for uncle micheal to hear
then the boy said
A for apple
b for bapple
c for capple
d for dapple
E for eapple
f for fapple
g for gapple
h for happle
i for iapple
j for japple
k for kapple
l for lapple
m for mapple
n for napple
o for opple
p for papple
q for qapple
r for rapple
s for sapple
t for tapple
u for uapple
v for vapple
w for wapple
x for xapple
y for yapple
z for zapple
uncle micheal was like this boy his
dead... But that God the father also
was a numskullll
he said God saved you thank your
stars that you made me proud
today.and let go of the boy...
MAN AND WIFE
A man and his wife started an argument.... After some minutes the husband went into the room to find his wife packing her luggage. Where are you packing to? asked the husband. Am going to my mother. The husband paused for a while, then he started to pack his things too. The wife asked where are you packing to? The husband answered, to my mother. What about the six children in the house? Who will take care of them? The wife asked. The husband then replied.. If you are going to your mother and am also going to my mother, then the six children should also go to their mother.... Who is smarter. Funny life....lol.
POLICE HAHAHAHA
Policeman: How did you kill 50
people in a car
accident??
Man: I was driving at about
40mph,wen i
tried to stop i found that i had
no brakes..i
saw two men walking on the
street and a
wedding on the other side of d
street,who
should i hit?
Policeman: Of course 2 men, less
damage.
Man: That's what i tought to
maself,but when
i did,i hit only one and the other
one ran to
the wedding, and so i had to
chase him there!
TRUE NIGERIAN BRIAN FROM EASTERN REGION OF NIGERIA
Three Contractors are bidding to
fix a broken
fence at the White House, one
from India, one from
China, the third a Nigerian.
They went to White House
official
to examine the
fence. The Indian takes out a
tape
and does some
measuring, works some figures,
he said, the job
will cost $900 (material $400,
labour $400 & ...
$100 profit). The Chinese does
the
same & said I
can do it for $700 (material $300,
labour $300 and
$100 profit).
The Nigerian didn't measure or
figure, but
whispers, $2700 to the official.
The White House
official say, you didn't even do
any
measurement,
how did you come up with such
a
high figure?
The Nigerian replied $1000 for
me, $1000 for you
& $700 to hire the Chinese to do
the job. DEAL or
NO DEAL? White man smiles, it's a
DEAL...!
MACMILLIAN
The MACMILLIAN DAYS ARE
OVER....! Ali is no longer a
boy & Simbi is now a woman..
infact she has 2kids.
Edet no longer lives in Calabar,he
has moved 2 ABJ.
Agbo de hustle 4 Canada
now.he's no longer in d
town of lagoon. Eze no longer
goes 2 skool, he's
now a graduate. Even Oliver
Twist don grow,but e dey jail. mr
Salami is no more a farmer, he's
now a
member of d house of rep & he's
no more staying in
Sapele but he's now in Maitama,
FCT. Everything
changes, its just a matter of
time..
ITK I TOO KNOW
A Professor was travelling by
boat with a sailor, he asked the
sailor, Do u know biology?
Ecology? Geography?
Morphology? or Zoology? The
sailor said no to all the
questions. The professor got
angry and said; what the hell do
u know on earth? You will die of
illiteracy. After one hour, the boat
in which they were travelling
started sinking, so the sailor
asked the professor; do u know
swiminology and escapeology
from shackology? the professor
said no. The sailor replied, well,
shackology and crocodileology
will eat your headology and your
bodiology, and you will dieology
because of your mouthology...
..............................................I'm fu*king a girl, she gat her legs at my back.... why?????? (strictly for boyz only)".
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