Paul Larkin:  

I was lucky enough to sign a bonus with the Chicago Cubs of $1500 following my baseball years at Harvard and found that the "Windy City" offered tremendous opportunities beyond baseball-actually I never made it to Chicago, except to sign the contract, I was sent to Des Moines, where, unfortunately, I found, like many before me, the difficulty of a curve ball, anyway..............stay with me here, I returned to Chicago where I became active with my loud mouth, as a trader on the trading floor, wheat and corn futures were my specialty. I made a ton of money doing this and then blew it by investing in some hokey scheme with Ernie Banks, the famous cub shortstop "lets play two" fame, he took me for alot of money, I cannot divulge details as we are still in litigation, but I hope to recover thanks to the help of my attorney, the law firm of McMackin, Thulin, Pietz, and Meroth-yes, all classmates, a...Expand for more