Paul Statler:  

CLASS OF 1998
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Shawnee mission, KS

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Paul's schools include Shawnee Mission North High School. One of Paul's favorite quotes is:"Sometimes I feel like adding something profound from a historical icon or a book, but then I realize that hacking someone's jibber-jabber is a poor attempt to sound intelligent. Pasting a quote from some exerpt you used an internet search engine to locate, or the back of a book you never read, is perhaps the lamest form of false-modesty. Have the decency to articulate something original.". More about Paul:"I'm into anything and Pretty much anyone EXACTLY LIKE ME (did I mention I am incredibly self-centered?) except they have to be a girl, I'm not having a dudefest here. Someone who aspires for perfection yet accepts failure; both personally and with regard to others. Anyone that exercises and takes their vitamins, and does so for their intrinsic value, not because fitness is trendy. Having social ...Expand for more
skills is preferred, however not a necessity as I prefer to do ALL of the talking. I am however very good at pretending to listen. Bar flyes and internet stalkers need not respond. If you and your friends think you "party like rockstars"- please do so far away from me, preferably in the middle of traffic. Also, if someone asks you "what would you like to do tonight?" and you respond "I dunno, what do YOU want to do tonight?" - please leave me alone, I have no time for these shenannigens. (Is the spelling correct on that?) I am also NOT interested in meeting : modest-liars, dog-lovers that think their dog is a person, vegans (I actually once WAS vegan), people that think they are "chill", potheads , and wine enthusiasts. ACTUALLY- the chances of me actually wanting to MEET you are very remote. Do not take offense, I am an incredibly picky, cynical, ass that is honest with expectations.".
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