Philip Detank:
CLASS OF 1969
Oscoda High SchoolClass of 1969
Oscoda, MI
University of NebraskaClass of 1989
Kearney, NE
Philip's Story
Life
Lately I have been staying indoors, watching infomercials and eating peanut butter sandwiches. I am starting a campaign to save Earth as it is the only planet with chocolate and odor eaters.
I am thinking about moving as I read that most accidents happen within 25 miles of home.
I tried to take a summer vacation, but I ended up behind a construction vehicle with a sign that read, "Construction Vehicle - Do Not Follow," and I had to turn down a road that ended up nowhere and I ran out of gas.
Dateline: October 22, 2006
I am proud to announce that I just completed a correspondence course in swimming and was voted as Swimutorium of the class. I now feel that I am prepared for an all out assault on the English Channel. I am currently deciding which direction to swim - From England-to-France, or from France-to-England. I have plenty of time to decide as I need to accumlated enough frequent flyer miles in order to make the trip to Europe. Now that I think about it, this is going be very difficult as I have a fear of flying! Do they have frequent boat miles?
November 6, 2006 - After much though...Expand for more
t and eight beers, I have decided to make a career change. I am currenty a widow cleaner for a local coal mine here in East Manhattan. I've decided that I would like join the French Foreign Legion. Does anyone know what the requirements are and where I can get any application. Cio.
School
I think my best memory of school was the day that Sister Zoowicky gave me the job of Crossing Guard at the Our Lady of Schrapnel Middle School.
It was quite challenging as the school was located on a four-lane highway with a 75 MPH speed limit and I was required to stand in the median, move out and stop traffic and wave the school children across. This in itself would not have been bad, but most of them were in leg braces or sitting in wheel chairs.
By the time I left midlle school, our class size was approximately half the size as when we started. Sister Zoowicky took my crossing guard badge and threw it down a sewage drain and told me that I should not consider any careers that involved spatial relations as seventeen students were hit by motor vehicles during my tour of duty.
I feel pretty shitty about that.
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