Eric Powell:  

Life Well, man, after high school I just started walking around a lot and, like, man, then I kind of lost track of time and forgot where I was, and it turned out that I had walked all the way to Tempe Arizona, so I stayed there and worked for a while in a Dairy Queen, trying to save up enough money for a new pair of shoes so I could walk back to L.A. I just got back last week. What'd I miss? Is Magic Johnson still with the Lakers? What about Kareem? Look, man, if any of my old classmates are reading this, please email me and let me know what's been goin' on the past eighteen years. I wonder how some of my old classmates are doin'? Is Roy Diga still around? Man, he sure loved porn. Wonder what he's been up to lately? I hope Loren and his band finally made it big. I hope Traci finally found love. And that guy with the wooden leg who yelled all the time -- what was his name? -- I hope he's still livin'. Boy, Hamilton High sure has changed in eighteen years...for one thing, they're a lot more strict about 34 year old guys hanging around outside the auditorium, as I found out yesterday. Real strict, man. Damn. And why'd they move the old Fatburger on Robertson? Now it's Mexican food. Where'd the Fatburger go? And the Beef Bowl joint on Robertson and National...it's a damn muffler shop. I went in there to ask for a beef bowl anyway, 'cause I was hungry, and they're like, "Get the hell out of here 'cause we ain't got no beef bowls, it's a damn muffler shop," and I'm like, "I can read, man, I know it's a damn muffler shop, but I thought maybe the beef bowl place left a few teriyaki bowls behind when they moved out," and they looked at me like I'm stupid or something, but I think I had a legitimate point, because a lot of times when people move they leave stuff behind. It was a legitimate question. The muffler guys didn't have to be so mean about it, man. My brothers are doin' okay. H...Expand for more