Rita Shapiro:  

Moved to Elizabethtown, Kentucky at the beginning of the year. Yes, it's a small town with small town values and I stick out like a sore thumb. But I work for the Army Accessions Command on Fort Knox as a Business Analyst so it's convenient. After a seven year relationship, I'm newly single again and dating a wonderful Louisvillian gentleman with an accent like Shelby Foote. The men here are incredibly polite. They may be republicans, but they will ALWAYS treat a lady well. I love my house and my stuff (thanks to G. Carlin) and I do enjoy living here on the buckle of the bible belt. I think I'm the only Jewish person in town. There's an Islamic center so there are plenty of muslims, but no Jews to speak of. Big time pastimes here are cornholin' (no, it's not what you think), fishin', huntin', golfin', NASCAR watchin', tobacco smokin', meth lab cookin', moonshinin', bluegrassin', and grillin' mystery meat. To those who never le...Expand for more