Robert Buckius:
CLASS OF 1967
Madison Memorial High SchoolClass of 1967
Madison, OH
Robert's Story
Robert is from Madison, Ohio. Robert's schools include Madison Memorial High School. Robert later attended West Virginia University at Parkersburg. Robert works(ed) at Currently And Office Manager For A Local Security Alarm Business., Head Chef Woodridge Plantation, Local Business.
More about Robert:"Living Status: two bedroom, two bathroom, one-car garage duplex condo, nicely furnished, fifteen minutes from the gulf coast beaches
of western Florida
Career Status: employed
Life Goals: Stayin' alive!!!
For further information, please contact Bob by e-mail. Don't know Bob's e-mail address? Please complete the attached consent request form to acquire access to this highly confidential infomation. Immediate attention will be given to your request. Ensure all information provided is current and accurate. Security back-ground checks may take up to ten days to complete, longer if you have lived in more than one state over the last twenty years. In some cases, you may be contacted for finger print submission. Analysis of fingerprints, if requested, my take up to thirty days to complete by each state, and can take up to sixty days through Interpol's international files if you have lived outside of the United States or any of it's contributaties during any portion of the last twenty years. If it is determined that any of the information provided is false or has been exagerated in any way your request will be denied at once. U.S. Marshalls will notify you, at your place of employment, of this action. These gentlemen are fully armed, so, should they show up at your place of employment, please restrict your replies to them to only "yes, sir" or "no, sir", whichever that may apply, and no one will get hurt.
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ou for your interest in wanting to get to know him better. Should you be granted access to his private e-mail account the following guidelines must be adhered to, otherwise the "blocked" function will be applied to your e-mail account causing green goop to ooze from your keyboard and speakers.
Note: Forms completed in crayon will be nullified upon receipt.
Rule Number 1) Under no circumstances shall any transmission by you to Bob include any request for money and/or favors. He has little of the first to spare, and to avoid doing favors for others he now tells people he is a shepherd by day and a town-crier by night, as no one has any use or need for either.
Rule Number 2) Under no circumstances shall any transmission by you to Bob include any complaining or whining about anything at all. Bob has been married four times ... he's heard all the complaining and whining he's ever cared to hear to last him a lifetime. It is also the reason why you should never ask Bob for money (see Rule Number 1). Legally, when Bob dies, four women dressed in black will appear in order to claim the few bucks the courts missed the first time around. This could become an ugly scene, as at least one of them is a venemous, jugular, psycho-wench, with vengeance in the spot most of us have a heart. She was never the same after that house fell out of the sky and killed her sister. For this reason, Bob has requested a wax replica of himself be placed in the coffin at the wake, just in case any of the four show up with chain-saws. In reality, his body is to be shipped to an undisclosed scientiric laboratory for extensive exploratory research in regards to strange senses of humor.
Rule Number 3) You must appreciate Bob's strange sense of humor!!!".
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