Roy Firus:  

Read the book or better yet buy the video ! 1. Travelled and went to V.C.C.and U.B.C.1973-1979 to save the the world (N.D.P. version ) but the masses did not want it so... If you can`t beat them -join 'em- decided to move to Scandinavia - but first : -Marriage #1 : 1975-1979 = peaceful game over. 2.Iceland 1979-1983 : actually wanted to go to Sweden or Norway but it was easier to get a job in Iceland and then move later on but : -Marriage #2 : June-July 1983 - 2 months too long , she was naughty = NOT peaceful game over because of my beautiful daughter Svala- the lawyers got rich but the best man won... (I raised her by myself for a few (15 ) years until she stormed out one day shouting at the top of her lungs : " I don't believe it ! I'll be back with the DNA test ! ! " ) -Worked as the world's leading expert on vitamins,minerals,herbs,organic foods,and food additives (still am but still extremely humble.) 3.Sweden 1984-1991 and travelling. It was great but went back to the "rock" 1991-1993 -could of been worse but I don't know how... . 4.Sweden 1993-nowtime but in: -August 2004, a beautiful blond who first had said : " Let me think about it" finally gave in and said: "Alright already- I`ll marry you-just stop crying !" -Nov.2006-became the world's youngest looking Grandpa to a grandson whose mother ( Svala) is a shrink-what else? 5.Feel great only problem that the masses won't elect me dictator of the universe-stpid deocracy. If you are really masochistic : Roy Firus, Jarneksgatan 1c 75437 Uppsala Sweden 6.So after 35 years,having lived in 19 countries and 4 marriages ( forgot one-which was really easy...) the rollercoaster has finally stopped and I am gratefully glued to that beautiful blond as well as living in a fantastic country with great people, As so often is the case -the wheel has finally turned full circle and you are back at the beginning- with the answer that you have for so long been searching for being found in the question asked... (I have absolutely no idea what this means but it sounds really deep....) But it has been -and still is- a tremendously exciting ride and it's not over yet (unless my wife reads this profile-just joking about those three marriages dear heh-heh...) Was also told by Svala - my daughter ( the shrink)- that I have an anti-social personality -just because I think that it is healthy to not obey the rules that you do not believe in: - like not calling the Swedish king : " His Majesty" but simply shouting out : " Hey dude,how`s it hangin? " - like calling everybody " Du " (personal friendly form for" you" in German) instead of " Sie" (polite form ) when in Germany-not big with German cops and bouncers... - like telling my daughter that all shrinks are nuts-not big with daughters who are shrinks... - like telling my daughter that her son looks just like me, acts exactly like me,and will most probably live his life in the same way as me. Actually Svala and I have a great reationship, although her son Melker starts howling like a wolf everytime he sees me and refuses to talk to me unless I give him something to eat-which proves the the last point . By the way -you might have noticed that both Svala and her new husband Erik are holding their socks and shoes in their wedding picture. This is because at the end of the wedding ceremony ,when they were about to walk out of the church and when I took the photo, the organ played a Swedish summer song about walking barefoot throughout life with the one you love,so they naturally took off their shoes and socks and walked barefoot hand in hand out through the church together. It was extremely touching and beautiful. Their son Melker meanwhile, in his picture , is practising for the Crips entrance exam. All of which that goes to prove that blood tests to decide ( grand) parentage are not needed ... Please note that all the bottles in front of me -as well as my glass -just contain snobby over-priced French mineral water . I do not want my reputation to become even worse than what it already is (as if that`s even remotely possible...) The beautiful blonde is Monica ( my wife.) Believe it or not -she is actually 53! So listen up guys! That just goes to show you how a good man `s love , care and concern can keep a women young and beautiful and I will be forever grateful to her first husband for that. By the way,in case you are wondering ( and I am sure that you are not )I have mostly worked in the health food industry throughout my life but I now call myself a journalist. ( This site refuses to print what other people call me.) You can also find my net address at royfirus at hot mail ( how did they know? ) Trivia Time: Most Joyful Moment. : When I was 13 years old-all students had to write an essay and had to stand in front of the class and read it out loud. What I wanted to say is: " In life there exists many different kinds of organisms." What came out was: " In life there exists many different kinds of orgasms..." ( Freudian slip.) Unfortunately true story. Best Stolen Jokes : You know it is going to be a bad day when: -the bird singing outside your window is a vulture. -you put your bra on backwards and it fits better. I once had this male cat who always wanted to stay out all night. So I took him to a vet and got him castrated. But he still stays out all night - it turns out that he likes to watch. Best Job : I once had this great job of teaching English as a second language to a Swedish class consisting of only 2 students. One of the students never came to class and the other one grew up and became a shrink... My Health : Lets see if I can remember my daughter 's diagnose : ADHA ,Bipolar, Maniac Depressive, and Obessive-Compulsive with powerful manipulative tendencies plus severely narcisstic. All which is true but aside from that I am pretty healthy. My Best Childhood Memory : Being together with : -Dad ( died Jan.1971) Mom ( died Nov.1974) - and Alex - and " Sir William Dawson School "( with Eddie Chownick, Irene Quong, Jackie Owen, John Anthony, and Ruby Stroshin etc.-all of whom I later on had the honor,priviledge and extreme pleasure of graduating with from King George High School in 1973 ) all together in pre- October 31 1966 in Vancouver. On that day I was forced to move to Auschwitz or Kelowna B.C. until I was liberated on November 5 1972 and could finally go back to Vancouver again. My ABSOLUTELY BEST memory was the first time I saw my beautiful daughter at her birth. She looked up at me and smiled...or as she insists-laughed at me ... So here`s wishing you only the very best . Take care and God bless You All ! Update: Feb. 20012- Due to animalistic behaviour ,my daughter Svala has had another son named Enar Ulfur-which means :" He who fights alone " (which reminds of my last divorce settlement...) and : " Wolf " ( which reminds me of my last divorce settlement...) I will not publish any photos of him because I do not like men who have more hair than me... Everything is great in Sweden except for the fact that the Viagra ( or as I like to call it - " the marraige saver" - I wish t...Expand for more