Samuel Britton:
CLASS OF 1975

Central High SchoolClass of 1975
Independence, OR
Samuel's Story
I was born in the back of a bus on a dirt road somewhere in the Amazon. ( The Jungle not the online shopping site) My mom and dad ran a roadside Tattoo business and told fortunes for the locals so that my brother, sister and me could afford to go to school. I was 10 before I wore clothes and of course my self esteem was greatly enhanced when I started. As I reached manhood at 42... I realized I needed something more in life than body paintings and piercings. So I saved my babysitting money and moved to Monmouth Oregon. Mom and dad moved up later in the cargo hold of a fishing boat. My brother and sister stayed behind to run the family business.
I started school at Central Hi and quickly became loved by all around me....Expand for more
Nine years later I graduated and married my High school sweetheart,the Anti-Christ. That was the only setback I have ever really experienced in life. (If you don't count the curse she put on me and my descendants for eternity as she left with my credit card) Today I manage a hot dog stand that the Free Masons donated to the halfway house / rehab center I live in. My extended family here at The Charlie Manson Prescriptions drug rehab center, have some issues with the law and a few odd hobbies that prevent us from being allowed in train and bus stations, but we are all a very caring group of noble blood lines and peasant stock from all over the world. (Mainly Texas and Sweden.)Well that's my story...what's yours?
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