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A story, hhmm, ok. Once upon a time, a long, long, really long time ago, in a land far, far away, there was this astoundingly astute student with the same name as me. No matter how funny he thought he was, he kept getting put in the dungeon by the evil wizards. He really didn't mind in school suspension because after a while he knew exactly where his desk was going to be and made many friends there. After awhile he figured out how to escape. It was called graduation. He moved to a place called Bullhead city Arizona. His Mexican and Indian friends told him it was where the devil came when it got chilly in hell. Wow!!! It was really hot. His Mexican friends taught him how to drink tequila, which is why he got married. But then he had to stop drinking tequila because he couldn't afford salt and lime. You see, he helped to make 4 daughters, but like everything, time changes what's going on. The daughters grew up and became beautiful women. Married, moved away and gave him many grandchildren. He missed them much but could now afford salt and limes so he got divorced changed his name to Don Quixote and travels the countryside fighting windmills and drinking tequila with his new Mexican friends..... It must be the beginning of an epic story as it seems some may be coming back to read it again. Ok, so Don Quixote gets a job in Laughlin nv. At the same Harrahs the brawl between hells angels and Mongols left 4 dead. It was a pretty wild and exciting place that didn't leave alot for ones imagination. Heart attacks, prostitutes, domestic brawls, bar brawls, more heart attacks, suicides, missing teenagers, missing old people, missing dogs, theft, claims of food poisoning,......there was always some mind bending adventure to be on. If drinking tequila and fighting windmills paid anything at all, Don Quixote would not be working security in a casino on a 3 state border. Needless to say, after a long night, the end of shift was well deserved, but, what do you mean as senior officer and fill in supervisor day shift needed to be covered? Don Q screamed and screamed inside his head, he was so delighted to be able to work another shift as a baby sitter for a bunch of drunk customers. So, finally, home. Uh oh, It looked like the tavern he needed to drive past was empty, and needed company, and with it being 115 outside and the next day off, why not? The rectangular building had a long bar with exit doors on either ...Expand for more