Scott Parker:  

Life School was great...I couldn't of asked for more. I was an outstanding runner until 1982. Then I enjoyed parties and getting stoned until 1985. I got to go out with my high school crush until 1987. Then I enjoyed Budweiser and tequilla 1993. I can't remember much, but some how I managed to get a degree in business from Portland State University. I wanderred up to Seattle. I went to Florida for a year and drifted up to North Carolina. Florida was the best and the worst. My fondest memory is drinking on the beach and watching the sunset while lightning storms brewed over the ocean. As much as I loved getting drunk my body couldn't handle it. Thankfully, I quit drinking in 1993 before it killed me. I worked at the Portland Art Museum until I moved to Alsea in 1999. I got married to Sara in 2001. We now have four children; Bryana, Cody, Abby and...Expand for more