Scotty Crook:
CLASS OF 1991
Doniphan High SchoolClass of 1991
Doniphan, MO
Bryan Career CollegeClass of 2004
Springfield, MO
Scotty's Story
Life
two months after my alien abduction I decided to do something worthwhile with my life, so I started dating strippers. Boy was that a bad idea. While I did get a lot of free lap dances (and the occasional threesome), I decided to give myself to jesus for the day. Nothing exciting happened so I just returned to my evil ways (no offense Jesus, you the man). I pretty much just have unsafe sex and beat my children regularly, the typical american family thing. Oh...Expand for more
, I did get into vitamins a few years ago, but after the heart attack it just seemed so passe.
School
If I knew then what I know now things would probably turn out the same, not that I haven't grown any wiser, just no regrets baby, no regrets.
College
Graduated with honors with a computer science degree (who would've thought) and now I'm not even into computers. I'm totally writing this with a modified speak and spell with upgrades from a teddy ruxpin doll.
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