Sean Rooney:  

hysical fitness is very important to me, that's why I compete in the Kumite-ryu Jujutsu (underground world of Japanese street fighting.) And I have reached the prestigious rank of yokozuna in sumo thumb wrestling. When I was 13 years old, I sat with the London Philharmonic, first chair in air guitar. I was classically trained but suffered a breakdown and haven't picked up an instrument since, but I have recently resumed lip-syncing I was the 99th caller once. But they wanted the 104th, so I was only on for like a second or two. I was supposed to be featured on America's Most Wanted. But then they realized that skateboarding is not a crime, so my segment never aired. Although I should say up front that I am not a skateboarder.".