Sterling Newman:  

Woe is me. Boredom galore. Just another day in the big city: Trouble, Violence and Mayhem like the three musketeers at every turn. Then, there¿s the spouses cheating on each other, thinking the other doesn't know. Children lighting their personal methane gas butt, end up burning their house to a cinder. I tracked down a serial killer, an ex-pat who was hiding out in France and he just had to give chase; shot 'im perfectly in the arse with an arrow. I don't care about his crappy life behind bars, but he got my point. Went to bust a wife beater and child abusing doper but ended up tossing the rotten bass turd, buck a** naked, through a plate glass window on the third floor. I laughed my arse off hearing him cry for his mommy on his fall from grace. I got a kick outta watching him bounce a couple times on the on the pavement...Expand for more